lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change
courage to continue to watch the show
and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part of the fandom
Qi Lou: You probably don’t remember but the first time you talked to me was when I started school. That day, it was raining and I dropped my keys down a sewer grate. Just as I was deciding what to do, you suddenly ran over and fished it out. It was as if you knew me.
Ling: How come I don’t remember? I didn’t flirt with you, did I?
Qi Lou: No. All you said was, “Can you lend me some money?”.
Ling: No way!
Qi Lou: You borrowed a thousand (31$).
Ling: And I never paid you back, right? Oh man, this is so embarrassing!
Qi Lou: After that, we’d pass each other in halls but you’ve already forgotten me. You were always with a different girl. Gave off a bad impression.
Chen Ling: You should stay away from me.
Qi Luo: I tell myself to stay away from you. I’m afraid you might hurt me. You can’t possibly like me. But the more I think this way, the more I’m drawn to you involuntarily. In the end, I can’t even walk away.
If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:
1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey
2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson
3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor
was that last one really necessary
4. You aren’t one of the twelve publishers to turn down Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone.